Graham

Nobody left the toilet unflushed last night.Nobody left that empty milk carton in the fridge this morning.Nobody used all of the bread.I did.Yeah. I did all of those things.I am Nobody.And there’s not one thing any of you can do about it. Because none of you have the slightest idea who I am.Not one teacher […]

There are no sugary treats for this plague of ants to swarm over, so I have no idea what has brought these vile creatures here to this isolated, desolate part of the city. No statues or structures of historical importance, no famous breweries or distilleries, no birthplaces of long drank themselves to death musicians or […]

My life is shit.I mean… Godzilla, all the Godzillas in fact, even the awful ones.King Kong. The Kraken. Frankenstein, Dracula, The Mummy.The Werewolf, The Wolfman, whichever one you prefer.All these guys; now they were monsters.But me?Jesus, talk about the short, feces-encrusted end of the stick.Allow me to set the scene, or at least a scene, […]

Somewhere close, way too close behind them in the traffic, a horn honked. Twice. “That wasn’t what I think it was, was it?” said Beth. Kevin shifted in the driving seat. “Jesus. Couldn’t have been.” Beth killed the radio. Kevin checked his mirrors. They chanced glances left and right, looking at the occupants of the […]